That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named

I am of the female gender.
I have one beating heart with four chambers.
I have veins and arteries which carry my oxygenated and deoxygenated blood around my body and my heart.
I have to breath to survive.
I have a brain that makes me who I am.
I eat food and drink water (or tea) to survive.
I love Books.
I love Art.
I love Music.
I love Nature.
I love Video Games.

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wowfunniestposts:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
^^^^
no mom

mom no

NO

omygods
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wowfunniestposts:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

omygods

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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight

marinasaysweee:

Me and my best friend were talking about this recently, and I’ve been seeing this everywhere I look and it has really been bothering me. People always compare Harry Potter and Twilight like they actually have something in common. “Harry Potter is so much better because when the love of Hermione’s life left her, blah blah blah.” No, just no. Hermione and Ron have nothing in common with Edward and Bella. So why even compare them? I would understand comparing Dracula to Edward considering that they are  both vampires, but they are not the same. At least they have some small tiny common ground. But Harry Potter and Twilight? No. It’s like comparing urine to a doorknob.

captainswagnificent:

I posted this before but

I’m posting it again

Because I DON’T GET TIRED OF IT

MOSES SUPPOSES HIS TOESES ARE ROSES

stillyourhands:

Fred Astaire with all his beautiful tap shoes. I want them all.

stillyourhands:

Fred Astaire with all his beautiful tap shoes. I want them all.

dyingofcute:

Frank & Elvis

dyingofcute:

Frank & Elvis

fuckbitcheskilltemplars:

nomadtofumblr:

So, not to tumble some random fan-vid, but dudes, this is pretty brilliant. Fantastic, even. Color me pumped.

This is a brilliant fan vid, holy cow.

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doctorwho:

Mo ho.


What Diglet is really like :O!

What Diglet is really like :O!

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