That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named

I am of the female gender.
I have one beating heart with four chambers.
I have veins and arteries which carry my oxygenated and deoxygenated blood around my body and my heart.
I have to breath to survive.
I have a brain that makes me who I am.
I eat food and drink water (or tea) to survive.
I love Books.
I love Art.
I love Music.
I love Nature.
I love Video Games.

wowfunniestposts: I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.  He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”  And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’ Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen ^^^^ no mom mom no NO omygods CLICK HERE to see more funny blogs

wowfunniestposts:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

omygods

CLICK HERE to see more funny blogs

(Source: lemon-sprinkles, via clumsykat)

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